Get all 9 Kevin Gerzevitz releases available on Bandcamp and save 25%.
Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of Guru Chant, Sparkle Pop, the in-between, Tank Dance, O Chamado, Carpe Diem, Shine, Morning on the River, and 1 more.
1. |
Are You Ready?
05:14
|
|||
|
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Here comes Zoe
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Here comes Valor.
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Here comes Kali.
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Here comes Matti.
Everybody's ready to dance now!
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Here comes Avi.
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Here comes Connor.
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Here comes Christopher.
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Here comes Nicholas.
Everybody's ready to dance now!
[guitar solo]
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Here comes Liv.
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Here comes Emma.
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Here comes Ishaan.
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Here comes Finn.
Everybody's ready to dance now!
[funky breakdown]
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Here comes DJ.
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Here comes Grace,
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Here comes Patrick.
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Here comes Ari.
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Here comes Evie.
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Here comes Lizzie.
Everybody's ready to dance now!
|
||||
2. |
Eyeballs
03:11
|
|||
|
Eyeballs
Talkin’ 'bout eyeballs
what’cha seein’ with your eyeballs
Talkin’ 'bout eyeballs
Eye can see darkness
Eye can see light
Eye can see dreams
In the middle of the night
Eye can see stuffies
Eye can see toys
Eye can see books
Filled with words to enjoy
Eyeballs
Talkin’ 'bout eyeballs
what’cha seein’ with your eyeballs
Talkin’ 'bout eyeballs
Eye can see butterflies,
Eye can see clouds
Eye can see movies
Eye can see crowds.
Eye can see truth
Eye can see lies
Eye can see feelings
In other people's eyes.
Eyeballs
Talkin’ 'bout eyeballs
what’cha seein’ with your eyeballs
Talkin’ 'bout eyeballs
Eye can see rainbows
Eye can see sky
Eye can see stars
And the moon way up high
Eye can see friendship
Eye can see you
Eye can see Love
In everything you do
Eyeballs
Talkin’ 'bout eyeballs
what’cha seein’ with your eyeballs
Talkin’ 'bout eyeballs
Eyeballs
Talkin’ 'bout eyeballs
what’cha seein’ with your eyeballs
Talkin’ 'bout eyeballs
Talkin’ 'bout eyeballs
Talkin’ 'bout eyeballs
Talkin’ 'bout eyeballs
|
||||
3. |
Ticket to TrainTown
02:13
|
|||
|
All aboard!
All aboard!
This here's a ticket from TrainTown
Patrick's gonna ride the train
We're goin' to TrainTown
(TrainTown)
Gonna ride the train
(Ride the train)
And after ridin' once around, how 'bout
We do it again?
Joey's gave me a ticket to TrainTown
He's gonna ride the train
We're goin' to TrainTown
(TrainTown)
Gonna ride the train
(Ride the train)
And after ridin' once around, how 'bout
We do it again?
[fiddle solo]
Maggie's got a ticket from TrainTown
She done ride the train
We went TrainTown
(TrainTown)
Got aboard that train
(Ride the train)
And after riding' once around
Woo! We did it again!
All aboard!
|
||||
4. |
Joke Dance
03:28
|
|||
|
Knock knock
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas tell me some more knock knock jokes!
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
Knock knock
Who's there?
Lena
Lena who?
Lean a little closer and I'll you tell you another joke!
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
Knock knock
Who's there?
West
West who?
Let me know if you need a rest from all these knock-knock jokes!
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
[giggles and hoots]
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
Knock knock
Who's there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
I'm glad it's time for another knock-knock joke!
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
Knock knock
Who's there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda come out and play?
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
Knock knock
Who's there?
Shelby
Shelby who?
She'll be comin' 'round the mountain as she comes!
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
[giggles and hoots, party banter]
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
Knock knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
What are you, an owl or something?
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
It's just a joke dance
|
||||
5. |
I Have Five
02:33
|
|||
|
First I had none, then I had one
I had one,
I had one
FIrst I had one, then I added one
I had two,
I had two
First I had two, and then had something new
I had three
I had three
First I had three, I added one and see
I had four
I had four
First I had four, then I had some more
I have five
I have five
I have one
I have one, two
I have one, two, three
I have one, two, three, four,
I have one, two, three, four, five
I have five
I have five
I have one, two, three, four, five, six
I have six
I have six
I have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven
I have seven
I have seven
I have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
I have eight
I have eight
I have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine
I have nine
I have nine
I have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
I have ten
I have ten
|
||||
6. |
Sheeka Boogie Gaga
04:07
|
|||
|
Sheeka Boogie Gaga
Sheeka Boogie Gaga
Sheeka Boogie Gaga
Sheeka Boogie
Sheeka Boogie
Sheeka Boogie Gaga
etc.
|
||||
7. |
The Dump Truck Song
01:40
|
|||
|
The Dump Truck Song
Scoop it up, dump it out
Scoop it up, dump it out
Scoop it up, dump it out
Early in the morning!
Working hard, working strong
Scooping dirt til dusk from dawn
We scoop it up, we dump it out
Early in the morning!
Lifting dirt, moving Earth
shaping life for all it’s worth
We scoop it up, we dump it out
Early in the morning!
Scoop it up, dump it out
Scoop it up, dump it out
Scoop it up, dump it out
Early in the morning!
Pushing buttons, moving gears
Dump truck makes those sounds you hear
Scoop it up, dump it out
Early in the morning!
Every building needs a base
Dump truck puts dirt in it’s place
Scoop it up, dump it out
Early in the morning!
Scoop it up, dump it out
Scoop it up, dump it out
Scoop it up, dump it out
Early in the morning!
|
||||
8. |
What's This Song About?
02:21
|
|||
|
What’s This Song About?
What’s this song about?
What’s this song about?
I didn’t even see that treasure on your face
I didn’t even see that treasure on your face
What’s this song about?
What’s this song about?
You might start making time to put your things away
You might start making time to put your things away
What’s this song about?
What’s this song about?
I heard you asking, what will we be doing today?
I heard you asking, what will we be doing today?
What’s this song about?
What’s this song about?
You might just have to wait and see what I will say
You might just have to wait and see what I will say
What’s this song about?
What’s this song about?
I think it’s time we find a story we can play
I think it’s time we find a story we can play
What’s this song about?
What’s this song about?
What’s this song about?
|
||||
9. |
Motorcycle Granny
03:15
|
|||
|
Motorcycle Granny
At Christmas my granny gave me a gift
And I only just opened it
At Christmas my granny gave me a gift
And I only just opened it
That’s so funny
What was it that she gave me?
What was it that saved me?
A motorcycle
Motorcycle Granny
I just couldn’t believe my eyes
Her gift was such a big surprise
Oo boy
It’s just what I wanted too
I don’t quite get how she even knew
That’s my Granny!
What was it that she gave me?
What was it that saved me?
I said, a motorcycle
My Motorcycle Granny
My Motorcycle Granny
Motorcycle Granny
Motorcycle Granny
Motorcycle Granny
(Now I’m riding fast and free passing cars)
Motorcycle Granny
(Me and Granny riding up to the stars)
Now I’m riding fast, wind running past
With Granny strapped in behind my back
People watch us zipping by
As we fly up into the sky
That’s so funny!
What was it that she gave me?
What was it that saved me?
A motorcycle, motorcycle, motorcycle
Motorcycle Granny
Motorcycle Granny
Motorcycle Granny
Motorcycle Granny
(Now I’m riding fast and free passing cars)
Motorcycle Granny
(Me and Granny riding up to the stars)
|
||||
10. |
Soundball
02:50
|
|||
|
Soundball
Soundball!
Soundball!
Soundball!
Soundball!
Soundball!
Soundball!
Soundball!
Soundball!
Soundball!
Soundball!
Soundball!
Soundball!
Soundball!
Soundball!
Soundball!
Soundball!
Soundball!
Soundball!
Soundball!
|
||||
11. |
The Lava Rex
04:39
|
|||
|
The Lava Rex
A long time ago in the ancient forest
There was a mystery
Who could solve it?
Lava Rex
This is the story of The Lava Rex
The Lava Rex
The Lava Rex
This is the story of The Lava Rex
The Lava Rex
It was the end of the time
And lava came to the forest
Then when the lava came over the land
And it ran over the skeleton
THAT’S how it came alive!
His blood was lava
Covering his bones
He came from the volcano
A long time ago, long time ago, long time ago
This is the story of The Lava Rex
The Lava Rex
The Lava Rex
This is the story of The Lava Rex
The Lava Rex
He’s made out of lava
So when he bites lava comes out
Or if he either scratches
Lava comes out
THAT’S his power!
Tha Lava Rex
He’s also a raptor
And a Tyrannosaurus Rex
Two different species combined from
The Jurassic period
Jurassic period
This is the story of The Lava Rex
The Lava Rex
The Lava Rex
This is the story of The Lava Rex
The Lava Rex
He’s a raptor and a T-Rex combined into one
Two different species
One from the desert, one from the forest
Put all together like
The Lava Rex
The Raptor from the desert and the T-Rex from the forest
We’re both combined together and this is how it happened:
The lava came through and ran over their skeletons
And THAT’S how they came alive!!!
This is the story of The Lava Rex
The Lava Rex
The Lava Rex
This is the story of The Lava Rex
The Lava Rex
|
||||
12. |
Do the Bunny
02:36
|
|||
|
Do the Bunny
Do the Raccoon
Do the Bunny
Do the Raccoon
Do the Shout
Do the Raccoon
Do the Bunny
Do the Raccoon
Do the Flashlight
Neon Light
Do the Raccoon
Do the Bunny
Do the Raccoon
Do the Throw
Do the Raccoon-Run-Away
Do the Bunny
Do the Celebration
Cele-, celebration
Do the Celebration!!
The End
|
||||
13. |
||||
|
Rock ’n’ Roll Pirate Pizza
With a Samurai Pickle on the side
Rock ’n’ Roll Pirate Pizza
With a Samurai Pickle on the side
Pizza, P-Pizza, P-Pizza, P-Pizza
P-Pizza, P-Pizza, P-Pizza, P-Pizza
P-Pizza, P-Pizza, P-Pizza, P-Pizza
P-Pizza
Rock ’n’ Roll Pirate Pizza
With a Samurai Pickle on the side
Rock ’n’ Roll Pirate Pizza
With a Samurai Pickle on the side
Pizza, P-Pizza, P-Pizza, P-Pizza
P-Pizza, P-Pizza, P-Pizza, P-Pizza
P-Pizza, P-Pizza, P-Pizza, P-Pizza
P-Pizza
Rock ’n’ Roll Pirate Pizza
With a Samurai Pickle on the side
Rock ’n’ Roll Pirate Pizza
With a Samurai Pickle on the side
Pizza, P-Pizza, P-Pizza, P-Pizza
P-Pizza, P-Pizza, P-Pizza, P-Pizza
P-Pizza, P-Pizza, P-Pizza, P-Pizza
P-Pizza, P-Pizza, P-Pizza, P-Pizza
|
||||
14. |
I Have A Bunkbed
01:32
|
|||
|
I have a bunkbed.
There’s one on top and one on the bottom.
There’s a ladder, yeah!
And I sleep on the bottom.
The bottom looks like a cave,
and a forest, and a tent.
My brother is on the top,
And I’m on the bottom.
It’s wood!
|
||||
15. |
Stinky Monkey
03:05
|
|||
|
That Stinky Monkey
That monkey’s funky
That funky monkey
He do smell funky
That monkey do stink, time to plop him in the sink
Stinky Monkey
I do believe the monkey smells bad
He’s been over snuggled
Better days he’s had
Stuffies get your lovin’, sometimes they get chewed.
Now this stuffy’s so dirty
It’s time to wash him dude!
Oh Stinky Monkey
That monkey’s funky
That funky monkey
He do smell funky
That monkey do stink, time to plop him in the sink
Stinky Monkey
[break]
That Stinky Monkey
That monkey’s funky
That funky monkey
He do smell funky
That monkey do stink, time to plop him in the sink
Stinky Monkey
I do believe this monkey’s had enough.
Been tossed around since you got him, he’s all covered with stuff.
Spilled milk, orange juice, finger paint and glue.
They’d give him a bath if he was living at the zoo.
He’s got dirt in his ears and sand in his eyes,
And whatever’s on his tail, it sure don’t smell nice.
That Stinky Monkey
That monkey’s funky
Oh stinky monkey
That monkey’s funky
That monkey do stink, time to plop him in the sink
Stinky Monkey
|
||||
16. |
The Beep Beep Car
02:26
|
|||
|
This is the song about the Beep Beep Car,
It goes beep, beep, beep, beep, beep-beep, beep!
This is the song about the Beep Beep Car,
It goes beep, beep, beep, beep, beep-beep, beep!
Watch those tires
They keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ down the road.
They’re rollin, rollin’.
Watch those tires keep on rollin,
Rollin, rollin’, rollin’ down the road!
This is the song about the Beep Beep Car,
It goes beep, beep, beep, beep, beep-beep, beep!
This is the song about the Beep Beep Car,
It goes beep, beep, beep, beep, beep-beep, beep!
[instrumental]
This is the song about the Beep Beep Car,
It goes beep, beep, beep, beep, beep-beep, beep!
This is the song about the Beep Beep Car,
It goes beep, beep, beep, beep, beep-beep, beep!
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep-beep, beep!
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep-beep, beep!
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep-beep, beep!
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep-beep, beep!
|
||||
17. |
Sassy Cuckoo
04:05
|
|||
|
Once upon a time there was a foolish young man
And his job was driving a tow truck.
(Woo-woo! Sassy Cuckoo!)
(Sassy Cuckoo) Sassy Cuckoo
(Sassy Cuckoo) Sassy Cuckoo
(Sassy Cuckoo, Cuckoo!)
One day I hired him to tow my VW
He didn’t tie the chains like he was supposed to do
(Sassy Cuckoo!)
(Sassy Cuckoo!)
(Sassy Cuckoo! Cuckoo!)
(Sassy Cuckoo!) Sassy Cuckoo!
(Sassy Cuckoo!) Sassy Cuckoo!
(Sassy Cuckoo! Cuckoo!)
Sassy was distracted talkin’ all sorts of stuff.
He sped into a turn not slowing nearly enough.
(Woo-woo! Sassy Cuckoo!)
(Sassy Cuckoo) Sassy Cuckoo
(Sassy Cuckoo) Sassy Cuckoo
(Sassy Cuckoo!)
He looked into the mirror then let out a big yelp.
My bus had fallen off, was driving by herself.
(Sassy Cuckoo!)
(Sassy Cuckoo!)
(Sassy Cuckoo! Cuckoo!)
(Sassy Cuckoo!) Sassy Cuckoo!
(Sassy Cuckoo!) Sassy Cuckoo!
(Sassy Cuckoo! Cuckoo!)
[cornet solo]
She was flying down the highway, Sassy chasing after.
I tried to catch on up but she went faster and faster.
(Woo-woo! Sassy Cuckoo!)
(Sassy Cuckoo) Sassy Cuckoo
(Sassy Cuckoo) Sassy Cuckoo
(Sassy Cuckoo!)
She rolled right off the road and headed towards a lot
Of brand new Ford Bronco trucks lined up ready to be bought.
Oh look out!
(Sassy Cuckoo!)
(Sassy Cuckoo!)
(Sassy Cuckoo! Cuckoo!)
(Sassy Cuckoo!) Sassy Cuckoo!
(Sassy Cuckoo!) Sassy Cuckoo!
(Sassy Cuckoo! Cuckoo!)
The damage was bad, the salesmen were mad,
And Sassy was sad ‘cause it was his fault
Poor Sassy!
(Woo-woo! Sassy Cuckoo!)
(Sassy Cuckoo) Sassy Cuckoo
(Sassy Cuckoo) Sassy Cuckoo
(Sassy Cuckoo!)
Oh poor Sassy!
|
||||
18. |
Marker Girl
01:50
|
|||
|
She tried to wash her hands
But the colors they wouldn’t come off.
Marker Girl
She scrubbed with soap as she knows how to do
But the colors they kept on shining through.
Marker Girl
Marker Girl, oh Marker Girl
Decorating rainbows all over the world.
Marker on your hands is a rainbow too.
Marker Girl, I see you.
Marker Girl
There’s love in the world.
Love is the key.
That opens the door and allows us to see
That the colors of all are meant to be.
Singing the light, enjoying the sound,
Feeling the colors all around!
Marker Girl
Marker Girl
Marker Girl
|
||||
19. |
Unicorn Phone
01:43
|
|||
|
I’m asking for a Unicorn Phone for Christmas
I’m asking for a Unicorn Phone for Christmas
A Unicorn Phone is so very cool
With sparkles and stars and hearts
There’s rainbows too, red and blue,
Purple and pink and orange you glad
I’m asking for a Unicorn Phone for Christmas
Yes, I’m asking for a Unicorn Phone for Christmas
A Unicorn Phone is so very cool,
Along with my green and plaid shirt.
A Unicorn,
A Unicorn Phone for Christmas.
|
||||
20. |
Sparkle
02:33
|
|||
|
There’s sparkle on my mug,
There’s sparkle on my shoe,
There’s sparkle, there’s sparkle,
There’s sparkle.
There’s sparkle in my hair,
There’s sparkle on my chair,
There’s sparkle, there’s sparkle,
There’s sparkle everywhere.
All this glitter and glue
Gets stuck all over you.
Sometimes I don’t know what to do, do you?
There’s sparkle, there’s sparkle…
There’s sparkle on my rug,
There’s sparkle on my shirt,
There’s sparkle, there’s sparkle,
There’s sparkle.
[instrumental]
There’s sparkle on my guitar,
There’s sparkle near and far,
There’s sparkle, there’s sparkle
There’s sparkle
There’s sparkle in your heart,
There’s sparkle in your eye.
That’s the kind of sparkle that sprinkles
When the fairy flies.
There’s sparkle, there’s sparkle,
There’s sparkle.
|
||||
21. |
Till Next Time
00:57
|
|||
Kevin Gerzevitz San Francisco, California
Kevin Gerzevitz is a professional musician, composer and teacher based in the San Francisco Bay Area. He is a multi-instrumentalist, specializing in piano, accordion and jazz organ.
Kevin Gerzevitz recommends:
Touched By The Sun
by Todd Boston
This record is beautiful, with a title that describes it's creator: Todd Boston, a gifted artist whose musical creations are full of light and love.
go to album
Elektronik Rebetika!
go to album
This is the debut album of an organ jazz quartet which I co-lead and manage, with several originals by yours truly.
go to albumIf you like Kevin Gerzevitz, you may also like:
Things That Grow
by Cara Stacey
Stacey teams up with members of Polar Bear to create enchanting and hypnotic music from southern African bows.
go to album
The glacial tones of Half Waif run crystal clear over contemporary classical and experimental pop tracks.
go to album
Birdsong
by The Quiet-Loud Machine
Bird songs light up this tender indie folk record with vivid lyrics and lullaby-like melodies.
go to album
